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Stuck Mojo

It's one of the most fucked up bands, brain washed punks don't have any shit to rock so they say shits about people like in "open season" also think of patriotism in "i'm american" it was reunited at 2007 i wish they die all in plane crash ... any way they dont have reputation their tours suck

A : hey man where u ben ??
B : eeeh i was at the club yesterday . there was bunch of morons singing " i am americaaaaaan" they call themselves Stuck Mojo
A : huuahahaaa

by <<<FUCKSTUCKMOJO>>> August 13, 2008

17πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Project Mojo

Mission to systematically regain lost charm/magic.
Getting one’s Swag back.

It was a tough winter with the accident fir the Champ. However, with Project Mojo in full swing, he will be back in action by summer.

by ThunderrStruck July 7, 2019


study mojo

When you're in the zone for studying. A state of high productivity coupled with very little to no procrastination. Got that "flow" going. Study mojo is when your motivation is on-point.

Joanna's study mojo was at an all time high due to the proximity of finals.

by Myriadical October 27, 2017


mojo turn

When you have had some much continous sex that you think you have breathed your last but then you get a sudden ability to continue enthusiastically.

Just when SaRon thought wicked Wanda had him at the brink of exhaustion, he suddenly pulled a mojo turn and had the bitch on her back screaming β€œburn baby burn”.

by Unowhatimtalkinbout December 2, 2022


Mojo Dojo

The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.

Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"

Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"

by Donkosaurus March 27, 2014

7πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Shock the Mojo

A phrase used in conversation when trying to get someone to respond.

Could also mean "Just do it."

See also: Shocking the Mojo

by Bluefunoodle311 August 15, 2004

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


mojo

the amazing VICODIN

I just popped three 500mg mojos and bro bro bree bree I'm ready to go

by TheRagTagKids September 6, 2008

1πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž