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headcanon solution

When someone posts their own view or belief of something they think happened in a piece of fiction as a fact or truth when it hasn't been stated or addressed as such by the work itself or the creators of said fiction. Usually used to try to fix plotholes in a story.

Bill: This water has healing properties because in Book 3 , they gave some to Saragal and it healed her.

James: It does? But the book never says anything about that spring having healing powers and the characters who drank from it before never had their injuries healed.

Bill: Well it makes sense, so its true!

James: Bill, you can't just use your own headcanon solution as a way to explain something that has no evidence for.

by JazzRobot August 11, 2017


pinnacle solution

The combination of blumpkin and an Upper Decker! Or Getting head while simultaneously taking a shit in the upper water tank of a toilet.

Dude, you got a blumpkin WHILE performing an Upper decker? Talk about a Pinnacle Solution!

by MysteryGuy#5 March 13, 2024


win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 7, 2018


Solut the Captain

A shot of Absolut Vodka either mixed or chased with Captain Morgan spiced rum.

Man the fuck up and Solut the Captain!

by Arish A July 13, 2011


how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

how can I Prepare a PEG solution with a specific concentration (e.g., 10% PEG solution) to induce drought stress.

by Dejene December 30, 2023


ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

ABS ENGINEERING SOLUTIONS

by absenggsolutions September 28, 2020


Optical Solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem in order to make the solver(s) look better, but doesn't actually solve a problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This is an optical solution because they lowered the lowered the standards to pass, now the school looks better).
Our planes always land on time. (This is an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight, so the airline looks better).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first, so they look like they are giving people a deal).
The school now has great test scores. (This is an optical solution because they make the exam optional, and the high scoring kids take it. Now the school looks good).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023