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Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV, also known as "Black Francis", is the lead singer, guitarist, and front man for the influential 80's rock band, Pixies. The band disbanded in the early 1990's because of disagreements between him and female bass player, Kim Deal.
"Dude, Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV is not even human!"
"I know, he screams like a pitbull is chomping on his fucking balls. Radical."
Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV is a very interesting individual, there has been much research done on the specimen, although results are pending, we have discovered that Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV has some superb traits. Such as, his wacky drama skills, and elite ability to "forget" his math homework, and is known for his elegant fashion, i.e. cowgirl boots. Keep an eye out for this rare creature, as it is a once in a life time opportunity, and an out-of-body experience.
Speaker:Pull your mask up Robert Johnathan Edward Clayton IV
Robby Johnny Eddy Clayton IV: Wuut oh aight uhh
Speaker: COVID-19 lives in the nose!!!:)
A sentence graffitied on signs and under a bridge around the Souderton, Pennsylvania area.
Guy 1: hey have you seen ive been wet since tuesday on the sign in souderton?
Guy 2: yeah it just appeared there one day its crazy
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Meg o brien is the prettiest girl ive seen
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When someone has more important things to do or someone they are more interested in.
Screw you guys, ive got bigger titties to lick right now!
Shes nice, but ive got bigger titties to lick. Like that chick over there...
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Assassin's creed IV: Black Flag is the 6th installment (7th if you count liberation) of the popular game franchise Assassin's Creed. It follows the life of the pirate Edward Kenway and his adventures in the west-indies.
Person 1: Dude, have you played Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag?
Person 2: Yeah, I think it's great.
When a female in Heat sees a potential mate, the hormones that are released may trigger an involuntary reaction. This reaction causes blood to rush to the vaginal area, this swells and creates irritation and irritability. One is able to tell when a female has IVS when she starts sweating uncontrollably and breathing heavily when she sees a potential mate.
Your girlfriend got IVS (Inflammatory Vaginal Syndrome)when she saw me and offered to blow me.
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