A truly fucked up individual who is probably trying to find something good about him on Urban Dictionary, only to never find it
Brian: Yo dude, what are you doing?
Ian: Looking for a confidence booster, so I'm on Urban Dictionary looking for crap about a different Ian to make me feel good.
Brian: Makes sense.
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ians has a long schlonger dong and is a cool guy that has a deepass voice and he gets all the bitches
me: yo my bootyhole hurts
rhamses: yo sameee
me: ian fucked you too?!?!?
rhamses: ofc man how you know?
me: cuz ian is the only one to make my booty hurt๐คค
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A person that has friends but has never been to a party and will be a virgin forever
Ian is strange
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World record holder for the smallest penis.
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An Ian is a very special person. He is generally sarcastic, witty, very smart, and kind. He likes a variety of different things and takes a long time to consider things. . Ian's can be patient so much so he might wait 8 years before revealing his true feelings for someone lucky enough to be the object of his affection. You may think Ians are weird at first glance, but they're the type of person who can make you laugh no matter what mood you're in. Ians are generally pretty accepting, not homophobic, racist, mid-leftist. As a very determined individual, he will set high goals and make sure he achieves them. Overall, Ians are fun, awesome and supportive, if a little weird at first. If you have one in your life, you're lucky.
Person 1: Who's that kid over there? I've heard he's weird.
Person 2: Oh, that's Ian. Maybe a little, but he's really great. He's funny too, if you ever talk to him.
Person 1: Oh, cool. I wouldn't have expected that.
Person 2: Yeah, he's actually really nice.
Person 1: Oh.
Person 2: Yeah.
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A loud person,yells a LOT,and drinks a lot of sparkling water.
This is my friend ian say hi, HI.
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