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When you take a really, really, big dump and it is so big that it sticks above the toilet water. Usually looks like a darker color than the poop beneath the water.
Yo!!!! Check out my "iceberg" dump. It has to be sticking out of the water like four inches. No doubt this one is gonna need the plunger.
An iceberg A term in online dating describing the tactic where women post only chest-up photos to appear more attractive than they are. While they might look like a solid 6 from the chest up, the hidden reality below often reveals a pear-shaped catastrophe of cellulite and disappointment. This phenomenon is named after icebergs, where the majority of the mass—and in this case, the unpleasant surprise—lies unseen below the surface.
"I matched with someone online, but when we met in person, she turned out to be a total Iceberg—her profile photos only showed her from the chest up, and the reality was not what I expected."
"Be careful when swiping right; you might encounter an Iceberg, where the profile pics only show the tip of the situation."
"My friend warned me about the Iceberg effect in online dating—people can look entirely different when you see the full picture."
"It's frustrating when someone pulls an Iceberg; it's like they're hiding half of the story."
When you shit a long turd out that goes down the toilet bowl, but is still long enough to protrude out of the water.
Man I iceberged that last shit, go take a look, I haven't flushed yet, bring your camera
When a gentleman who is naked in a pool floats upwards and his erect penis breaks the surface.
"What's that sticking out of the water by Noah?"
"Oh, he's just iceberging."
When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.
"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"
A too cute zillenial girl with an angelic face, ready stash of Cellular Deconstructed Cannabinoid Gummies, tight schedules, and weird notions of Yogi Pooh Taboo-boo Love. Iceberg Sim does for the zill what Iceberg Slim did for the pimp, Simone de Bolivar for the cigar, and Joseph Fry for the chocolate bar: she’ll articulate your thoughts and feelings like never before.
I can meet you at eight, but first I gotta connect with Iceberg Sim in the alley at six for a fix of visual insubordination.