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Probably the worlds most obvious invitation to sex. Used when the individuals who are to engage in the proposed intercourse originate from different countries, cultures, or ethnicities, and therefore have different native languages.
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Meili: Maybe one of these days you can teach me some of your language, and I can teach you my language.
Sven: ITS ON!
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Wolfgang: When we´ve finished these beers, we can go to my place, and I can teach you my language.
Conzuella: ITS ON!
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Rachel: Tonight, swing by my dorm, I can teach you my language, bring wine and condoms.
Vlad: ITS ON!
I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
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What me and my brotha says every time we see a Jeep Cherokee because that is what a old fellow that we call Mr Dick drives
To ur left brotha I can see you from behind!
It is a hint to the answer of a question, it works best if you know the person well enough that they can figure out the answer on their own. Emotions & expressions can also hint towards the answer.
Also used if you actually don't know or are trying to cover your company's ass.
"Hey Bob, have you ever seen Iron Man 1 before?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"
"Hey Jill, do you have my pencil?"
"I can neither confirm nor deny that"
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Slang terminology for peeing on your partner for sexual gratification.
Honey, quick -- to the bathtub, I believe I can fly!!
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What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
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When someone is Muted on Adventure Quest Worlds, they will say the phrase "I Can Only Use Canned Chat" , literally translating to " I was saying some things I probably shouldn't have said "
Aine: "I Can Only Use Canned Chat"
Girl 69: OOOOOhhh Snap somebody was being a bad gril