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A fairly fun third-person shooter for the Sony Playstation 2 videogame console. It has very unrealistic physics including 1-hit kill knee shots and jumping off fairly tall objects and still being able to walk. Also, you can sustain multiple (20-30) gunshot wounds before dying. Online mode is the way to go, as long as you don't mind 10 year old kids who complain about every death and haven't hit puberty yet. Large selection of guns, although most have been renamed probably due to legal issues (i.e. H&K MP5=HK5, L85A1=IW-80, Styer AUG=STG-77).
Overall, a good way to spend some time, but just as bad as the craptastical Rainbow Six 3 for physics and realism.
Big 'N Tasty is the best on SOCOM II
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A famous person who hides behind a unknown name until found out to be famous.. in which case he repeats process.
"A-yo you heard about Kobe?? He escaped the country before his sentencing and is a Part II in Inda"
"bill is going to spot you..Your almost a Part II but your eyes are a dead give away"
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Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
"Some of the World War II guys in 'Call of Duty' have, like, foreign accents... what's up with that?"
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One of the newest most annoying and overpowered vehicles in Grand Theft Auto Online. A flying rocket boosted motorcycle that can fire homing missiles and doesnt even have wheels.
My cargo just got griefed by a guy on an Oppressor Mk II
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A very useful and good vehicle unfortunately used by the wrong type of people.
I was delivering vehicle cargo when I was blown up by an Oppressor MK II
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One of the greatest and most beautiful movies ever filmed. Brilliant sequel to the classic film The Godfather. Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, starring Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, Robert De Niro, John Cazale, and Diane Keaton. Often considered by many to be superior to it's predecessor. Won 6 Oscars in 1975 including best picture. This is a must see film if you haven't seen it yet. This is one of the most incredible cinematic expieriences of all time.
Me: If you want to see a really good movie, watch The Godfather Part II.
Kid: The Godfather is also very good.
Me: The Godfather I and II are 2 of the greatest masterpieces of cinema.
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