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Not showering after having unprotected sex aka having a dirty penis with pussy juice still on it.
I banged this chick raw dog last night, and I still haven't showered...I have some serious clam sword going on right now"
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when a girls vag is sweaty and wetter than a swamp
Jamie: damn Sam i have major swamp clam after running that mile in P.E.
Sam: me to Jamie.
When a glob of ejaculate lands on bare earth, and, it takes on the shape and jiggly opacity of clam meat or other general edible mollusks.
'Hey Bro-ham, let's go shoot some dirt clams!'
'Let's do this!
'*splurch*'
'*shplerch*'
'Mine went 2" farther than yours. You owe me a drink dude. '
A man who is extraordinaraly good at having sexual intercourse with multiple women in the same evening, often using his wits and intellect to lure them in his bed.
Jon: Did you see how many bitchs Randy pulled outta the club last night? Uncle Jesse: What did you expect he's the clam man.
Also referred to as dick, cock, penis, ram rod, tree trunk, shift stick, or clit stick. It's a boner that is in a pussy at least 8 hours a day. Also when ur dick smells like old lady clam chower
Person one: Dude my dick is in ur mom all day every day till she dies.
Person 2: man ur such a clam rod
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Person 1: man I did this old cougar last night and now I have a clam rod
Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"
"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"
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An individual who clam jams, in other words an individual who prevents a female from getting some hot action whether intentionally or unintentionally. A clam jam is a common maneuver in the lesbian community, but can also be applied when a girl is trying to hook up with a guy. While clam jamming is an effective form of birth control it is frowned upon in most societies.
wendy: Dang i was totally gonna get some last night till that kid's friend ended up being a stupid clam jammer.
wendy's friend: Rude!
wendy: Whateva i'm over it
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