Someone who isn’t a real friend but sound to get pissed with
your best friend's crush's cum.
"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."
A “Cider Barge” is a Bristolian term for the large local woman you wake up with after a particularly hard drinking session.
Amongst mates at the pub: Harry: "Stan, that pub last night was great, but the cider gave me a stinking hangover..."
.. pause ... Stan: "Well, I got hit by a cider barge..." Harry: ".... You'll need this, then. Drink up."
Apple Cider Hole is another word for pussy
Damn I need to get some Apple Cider Hole