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One who poops lube; a prolific enjoyer of anal sex.
The anus is not naturally lubricated, requiring human intervention to fully enjoy butt stuff. This results in a rectum full of jelly, cream, or oil, which must be expelled by sitting right down on the toilet and taking a big, hearty lube poop.
Can be used as a general homophobic slur against straight males or a playful jab at those who unashamedly enjoy getting their butt fucked. Can also be modified into the gerund form, "lube pooping."
A. That guy in the red jacket left me a five dollar tip on a $90 check. What a lube pooper.
B. My boyfriend wanted to try anal sex and he loves it. He can't get enough of my strap-on. He's become a total, lube-pooping butt slut!
Someone who goes for a number two at exactly the same time every day. They are so punctual that EVERYONE knows where they've gone!
Example 1
Person 1: Abel is such a punctunal-pooper!
Person 2: i know blud, i swear mans could set their watch with him.
Example 2
Person 1: Where's Abel gone.
Person 2: You know where blud!...it's 14:30!
Person 1: That dude is such a punctual-pooper.
The active pooper is the individual in the bathroom, usually alone, making a a loud grumpy. See “grumpy.”
There is an active pooper situation going on in the women’s restroom right now Nancy.
Leaving a girls house butt naked through the window mid root because her mom came home.
I was at Megan’s house the other day and I had to pull a total Kooper Pooper.
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When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.
Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!
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to engage in giving or taking up it the arse
also to insert stuff up there too.
Guy1: hey did you know that Jadan's gay?
Guy2: yeah i heard he's into sucking dudes off before school.
Guy3: I hear he takes it wet and sloppy up the pooper!
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