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1) (noun) Any of a series of ailments caused by repeated or long-term exposure to workplace hazards. This would include carpal tunnel, mesothelioma, black lung, and Occupational Tourette's Syndrome.
2) (Proper Noun) A song by Dire Straits with lyrics describing Britain's manufacturing decline. Released on their 1982 album Love Over Gold.
Joe the taxi driver isn't being rude for flipping the bird all the time, that's just his industrial disease.
The major that my idiot pledge son thought would be fun to experiment with, causing his head to explode following second semester finals. Also known as an excuse to not sleep for 3 days straight.
Zach: Hey dude what are you doing
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
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The large and successful business industry founded and run by Bruce Wayne.
Wayne Industries once had a partnership with LexCorp, but they broke up for obvious reasons.
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A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing
"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"
"Huh?"
"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"
"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)
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Industrial design is an applied art whereby the aesthetics and usability of mass-produced products may be improved for marketability and production.
The role of an Industrial Designer is to create and execute design solutions towards problems of engineering, usability, user ergonomics, marketing, brand development and sales.
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Celebrities join this when involved in porno's - Employers include Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Pamerla Anderson when they decide to delve into the emerging media sensation of Marmalade vision - thick and fruity espionage porno's!!!
Princess Dianna joined Marmalade industries when she was filmed by Paul Burrell, fingering herself with the Queens Sceptre.
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