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forcing information into your brain
Ralph instead of studying for days why dont you cunt information into your fucking head
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Compound noun. Information that one is better off not knowing or being exposed to.
Bro 1: That chick you're crushing on was enthusiastically promiscuous for a year after she divorced.
Bro 2: That's detrimental information, man.
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An information guru is a person or group of persons with a figurehead that disseminate information to the public that the public might not have access to because the corporate news media does not reveal it. It is information that is based on facts that have been skewed into opinions based on the person’s or the group’s personal agenda. The information is presented in such a way as to proselytize people into taking action in favor of the information guru’s agenda.
The pundit obtained all of his information from an information guru and not from researching the facts in the library.
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A person who researches and memories a lot if random details that are literally irrelevant to anything in daily life; also known as Tammy Marie.
True to her information junkie reputation, Tammy Marie said to him, "Oh, I just read about that new booty workout online yesterday."
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When Someone, Be it friend or family, Gets private information out of you occasionally, But when Asked anything, They Say Nothing, Reveal Nothing.
Chuck: I told Amy why i did what i did the other day.
Bill: Hasn't she been really secretive lately, and acting strange?
Chuck: Yeah, and when i tried to found out, she wouldn't tell
me anything.
Bill: She's being a real Information Slut
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Willingly subjecting yourself to multiple simultaneous streams of social media ejaculate.
Brendan: "Hey Patrick, want to go out tonight and grab a beer?"
Patrick: "Nah, I'm going to stay in tonight and bathe in the pale glow of several LCD screens at one time."
Brendan: "It looks like you're getting quite the information bukkake."
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informed consent means telling your partner (especially if they ask) about previous sexual encounters and possible STDS.
brandon denied kara informed consent when he told her he didn’t have an std (when he did), then had unprotected sex with her.
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