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Business Intelligence

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

by noone-someguy August 3, 2017


Artificial Intelligence

A computer, robot, or other similar automation that is intelligently programmed, but lacks the common sense to get itself out of a failed state.

Tech 1: Wow! Look at the artificial intelligence this robot uses to make decisions!

<Robot crashes, and goes into alarm>

Tech 2: Yeah, I guess we’ll be semi-automated until we get this robot out of the mess it’s in now…

by NexxuSix October 8, 2021


sound intelligence

A person with sound intelligence is someone who looks bright until the y speak

I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence

by Bnastyson November 25, 2011


Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020


Sheen Intelligence

When something is greater then Shear Intelligence.

"Did you see the movie, it was Sheen Intelligence.

by Dingo 13 April 1, 2011


Selective Intelligence

Disinterest or extreme infatuation with any given subject dependent on a lot of social and non-social paradigms and factors.

Selective Intelligence for example myself: "Making friends from lies was never a past time I was fond of however I could talk all day about the many potential avenues that any given "choice" could lead to."

by PlantManchine July 30, 2018

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circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

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