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(noun) :: sexual encounters expressed through language and/or body movement without the actual physical act of intercourse. ie: continous flirtation or "pimping" that occurs between the opposite sex. one is usually addicted to this nature, whereas they would be considered a flirtacious whore.
"God, look at him...he acts like such a 'player.' I swear, Kevin has to have social intercourse with women everywhere he goes!!!"
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When a friend is non-stop text messaging another person.
Tell Tommy to stop having textual intercourse with Becky, its his turn to play Halo 3.
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you are in a rush to have sex, you fling off all your clothes as fast as possable except for your socks. you know how creepy it feels to be naked with just socks on, but decide that the 2.4 seconds of unbalance that it would take to remove them would eat too far into valuable humping time. the result is socksual intercourse.
girl: ew, you still have your socks on.
guy: i changed 'em yesterday, they're good....socksual intercourse!!!!1
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The act of writing notes that are sexually charged. Much like sexting, but on scraps of physical paper
Guy #1: Dude, did you see Diane and Mary today?!
Guy #2: No, what were they doing?
Guy #1: They spent the whole class period having notual intercourse!
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The process of syncing a peice of technology (such as an ipod) with your computer.
Guy #1: Can I unplug your ipod from your laptop?
Guy #2: No! It is still having syncual intercourse!
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The moment when you accidentally fucked your own ass
Dam, I had some crazy reverse intercourse.
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Sexual intercourse is a process where two people pick out their least favorite things about themselves and force them onto a helpless unborn child.
If your parents really loved you they wouldn't have engaged in sexual intercourse.
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