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The way a mature adult can still lose her shit when encountering someone worth fangirling over.
I was internally Fangirling, but held my composure in a professional manner.
Noun - an intern (female) who is always prepared and thinks strategically to anticipate and accommodate the next move of her mentor. She is efficient, organized, smart and presentable. She can stay under the radar in meetings but pops up with epic amounts of relevant information, materials and support when called upon.
"I never have to give direction to Claire because she is already working on our next step of the project, she is my batgirl intern!"
One, who is cultured beyond their years, can go to any country in the world and be well liked, and has a way of attracting the opposite sex despite the cultural barrier
The way he picked up those English babes in Portugal was amazing. Matt McLean is the International Delight
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When someone says something so wrong or stupid that you want to scream, but you can't because it's rude so you scream internally.
Guy Number 1: How are you doing man?
Guy Number 2: Not good I forgot my homework and I think that means I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: Um pretty sure you don't have...
Guy Number 2: I think I know what I mean man I know I have ADHD.
Guy Number 1: *Screams Internally
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when you hold a fart for too long, and it finally pops inside your body before seeking its way outside. and after some time it slowly seeks out of your anus with a decayed smell that smells like old fart. (eg, could be the smell of a dead animal thast been dead for ages but still has not been cleaned up..)
david says: oh damn, i just had an internal fart
kevin *faints*
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RSM International an abbreviation of Royal Society of Monkeys International'.
Founded as a global society to exploit the increased propensity of audit monkeys associated with working in unsavoury conditions, the Society is now ranked as the 6th largest globally in its pursuit of greater exploitation of audit monkeys.
Salustro Reydel felt it could better exploit its monkeys by joing the rival Monkey netword KPMG from RSM International.
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the act of ejaculating white fluid into a partners anal core and/or vaginal hole
mike southwood took too many giagantic internal cumshots when he was taking a shower in the gay gym
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