The Internet

Where the good go to die.

Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.

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internet

A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.

Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"

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internet

Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.

However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.

Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.

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Internet

A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's

I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha

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internet

a place to store porn

today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet

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internet

a place where large amounts of porn can be found.

an example is not necessary

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Internet

A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.

UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.

UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha

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