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Invisible Oji Syndrome - Caused by a false sense of importance and security given by Oji
Symptoms include; Vomiting, Erectile Dysfunction (Only Oji makes you hard), Random sensations of Oji on your skin (Worse than creepy crawlies), Random hallucinations of Oji, Death followed by resurrection by Oji (Rare)
If IOS is not cured within 7 days the patient will most likely experience seizures, shortly followed by death.
People who have died to IOS will be taken to the "Gokurakujyoudo"(極楽浄土) which is a place of salvation after death where the soul is cleansed by the Oji.
IOS is more common than you think. Oji is everywhere around us, the ground, the air, your mom. People around you may be suffering from IOS. Make sure to spread awareness. If you think you have IOS please call the Oji mutation control centre at +81-080-6594-2435.
-Walter White: Gus Fring had been feeling Oji stroking his dick
-Jesse Pinkman: Oh yeah, Gus Fring has severe IOS.
In the song "talk dirty to me " by jason derulo it says internatinal oral sex and many people use ios as an abriviation for this . Ex. " Wanna have ios?"
Internet of things - IoT including but not limited to iOS devices.
IoS lifestyle consumes more time and money than one has.
Malicious IOS is a gamer, and a Unit on the Sticks.
That dude is Malicious IOS.
A pro player from UK and the founder of xyonic who got mad once and kicked everyone from clan for losing vs ASiN, And broke his ipad while raging. And this guy never gives up and hes the coolest guy ive ever seen ngl.
Exility iOS is a pro
Compliement, The sexiest most beautiful Man in existness, The smartest of all the people in the young scientist competiton
Oh my god sir you are VERY Mayed iOS