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A place that is in the middle of no where. where people wave to other people for no reason. It is kind and like Marshalltown Iowa.
Person 1 where do you live?
Person 2 Melbourne Iowa
Person 1 Where the Hell is that?
Person 2 15 minutes from Marshalltown Iowa
Person 1 and where’s that?
Person 2 Screw It I live in a Town
Capital of Iowa. Stands for Des Moines Iowa, population (and metropolitan area): 611549 people, and square area of 82.60 square miles (213.93 km squared). It was founded in September 1843.
A Boring ass alcoholic hillbilly town south of Decorah. It is the most boring place on earth there is nothing to do there except get drunk, stoned or just leave town!!! Never come to this town unless you intend to become lame like everyone else from calmar!!!
Do you want to become a lifeless asshole!! Move to calmar iowa!!
When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.
Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.
Guy 1: Nice
A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"
Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"
Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"
Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"
Quincy: "Yep!"
Talking in a slightly raised, monotone voice with attitude
Justin: Hey, please don't do that to the popcorn James
*James to Issy*
James: Justin keeps Iowa Yelling at me!
When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.
Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.