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Irish - A group of people from the island of Ireland, that are owned by the British, want to be Italians but arent even as good as the Scottish, also these people are permadrunks that love to fight.
also have never controlled a large Empire, like the British, Romans, Mongolians
Germans or any one else... hell even the French have contributed more to the world
Those damn Irish always fighting in the bars, and arguing about soccer
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irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.
hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out!
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People with a awesome accent, they like to wear green.
'Ello Bertrand, ye like me accent? I'm Irish. Ya like me green, too?
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People from Ireland. Also a language. Don't ask me if Ireland is considered an English speaking Nation or not because I don't know.
I am Irish because my grandmother is from Ireland.
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An extinct species of deer that lived during the Ice Age and was one of the largest deer that ever lived. Its body was only slightly bigger than that of the largest deer today, the moose. But its antlers were far bigger. They measured more than 11.5 feet (3.5 meters) across and were very heavy (they weighed more than a person).
As wth most deer, only the males grew antlers. They probably used their antlers to fight each other at breeding time, to take control of the herd of females.
It was also known as the Giant Deer.
Some Ice Age animals roamed the snowy grasslands, while others wandered in the woods and forests. The Irish Elk probably did both.
A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
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There was only one bar...
A MILE LONG!
They didn't serve pints...
ONLY BUCKETS!
There was only one barmaid...
FOR EVERY MAN!
The guards came...
A BEAN GARDA!
She was wearing glasses...
AND NOTHING ELSE!
She took me to jail..
IT WAS FULL OF HOOKERS!
They cost a fiver...
I HAD A TENNER!
There was a plant...
A HASH PLANT!
It had no leaves...
I SMOKED THEM ALL!
AND that's the end...
TILL NEXT WEEK!
An Irish Tale...a true virtue of a Friday night in Ireland.
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