physics wanker

A dweeb who gets his kicks by playing with 'male' and 'female' plugs in his lab.

He's staying late in the lab again? What a physics wanker. I hope he's got some surge protection.

Space Physics

The study of the physics of Outer Space where anything and everything always equals zero.

This paradox is the cause of much disbelief in the science of Space Physics, but top Space Physicists are hard at work to prove otherwise.

I'm majoring in Space Physics!

That doesn't even exist..

You don't exist man!

Consexual Physics

The study of phyiscs in relation to sex. Consexual Physics is the analgous situation for a real life physics application in terms of sex. Currently research is under way for classical phyiscs equations, but progress in underway in quantam mechanics. Researchers are often deemed rude or brash, but scientific progress is the highest motivation. Similar to Copernicus or Galilei, consexual physics scientists are visionaries on the path to revolutionize our understanding of the sexual world we live in.

Physics Waves:
The frequency of the wave is dependent on the source.
Consexual Physics Waves:
The frequency of sex is dependent on the source.

Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing the displacement is proportional to the displacement.
Consexual Physics Ideal Springs:
The force opposing deepthroating is proportional the displacement into the throat.

physical education

1.
a. Mandatory in the United States for completion of a twelve year education.
b. Often the earliest known and continuous event in one's childhood that establishes the general level of both athleticism and popularity of one's self.
2. DODGEBALL:
a. Survival of the fittest.
b. The weak and slow are the first to go.
3.
a. TEAM SELECTION: Test of popularity.
b. Best liked and most athletic are picked first.
c. No one wants to be last.
4. FAILURE TO PASS CLASS:
a. Direct cause of not dressing in gymnasium uniform
b. Caused by complete and total lack of activity.
c. Identifies the total LOSERS that could have otherwise passed off as normal human beings.
4. Only fun if your friends are there.
SYNONYMS include:
1. HELL
2. AWESOME
3. THE WORST PART OF MY DAY
4. FUN
5. BORING
6. EASY
7. COMPLETE HELL
8. STINKY
9. NOT TO BE MISSED

I was picked last for my team in Physical Education class today because I am not athletic, and generally unliked by my peers.

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Shive Physics

The special brand of "normalicy" applied when reading the web comic El Goonish Shive. This includes, but is not limited to, transformational guns, duplicates, shapeshifting, alternate universes, gender manipulation, animé-style energy attacks, animate goo, human pheromones, wanton genetic manipulation, animé-style feminine hammers, magic in general, talking squirrels, infinite amounts of one-button remotes, demonic ducks of some sort, and aliens. This phrase can be similar in use to "A wizard did it" when reading 8-Bit Theater.

"How can Ellen shoot that beam out of her hand?" "Shive Physics."

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physically retarded

Mentally Retarded but physically.

Nick is physically retarded.

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Physical Education

A class in which the more physically mature and naturally athletic students quickly become teachers pets and earn automatic A's. It also strips fat kids of any rights, such as being picked first or having the chance to get an A.

Physical Education sucked today because of how fat and slow I am.

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