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Hott black guy with a large p**** who is really cool and is going to become treasurer of CJHS.
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a kid that smokes every day and trys to act ghetto and jizzes all over him self and wipes it on his bed
a big wanna be baller and is white and the snow that comes out of the sky
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Lawn care service created by Josh Murray and Patrick Pickney in a Father Ryan art class in 2009. Has been named to the top 10 lawncare companies in the southeast by southern living. They are so good that john deere gives them free equipment.
LSI did a shitty job on my yard, i wish we had Jp lawncare.
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Scoring a quality goal on fifa and then deciding the only way to celebrate is to mash any button on the controller and sing the song 'Make way for Noddy' until the replay is shown.
I was watching my brother on Fifa last night, he went crazy when he got a scored, he did The JP celebration.
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n.
1.An extremely strong cup of coffee.
2.Any powerful stimulant.
Taken from the military designation for jet fuel. "Fuck Sanka! I'm mixin' up some JP-4!"
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the difficulty or inability to leave work because one is enjoying oneself immensely having non-work-related conversations online
It was 5 o'clock but Rachel didn't want to go home yet because she was IMing her boyfriend. The JP Effect kept her at work until 7:30.
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The dirty JP is one of the finest rituals to ever exist. It consists of 2 guys naked but with a tie and mcdonalds socks charging up their "JuJu" crystals. Once the crytals are charged 2 more men apear and one women. I think you know what is about to go down. Anyway, all the men jack off at the same time, drowing the women in cum. Afterwards the men do chest compression to sae the women while each guy is getting fucked from behind by another guy. Basically it is a fisting train while giving chest compression. Once them women is alive they each shove they're crytals up they're ass to gain confidence during sex with their wife. Nobody speaks of the ritual again until it happens exactly 69 months later.
That dirty JP gave me a new perspective of life. I can see sounds now.
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