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Amongst liberal jackasses, Michael Moore is the fattest, second only to maybe Rob "Order Another Pizza" Reiner.
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a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about
(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)
Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.
"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line
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The funniest movie in a century.
Let's go watch the Jackass Movie.
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She's a laughing jackass cause she laugh way too much.
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A bunch of jackasses who drive trucks and flip you off down the road or you also see them out in the country causing hell yelling at you or their buddies while doing stupid illegal shit. If there names are Jeremy and Anthony and they live in Missouri stay away.
Hey man you won’t stick your ass out the window at the elderly woman and flip her off and ramp your truck.
Jackass rednecks I hate those fuckers.
Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
A certain Creepypasta when he's being a dick.
Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...