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That feeling you get about college after a month or two, when you realize it isn't any better than high school was and you're still wasting your time. When you start to question why you're there at all.
Guy 1: Dude, I thought college was going to be great, but the caf. food sucks, I have no money, the girls are all bitches, and my classes blow.
Guy 2: You sound pretty jaded, man...
Guy 1: So totally am; don't think I'm coming back next semester.
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that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
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She is a talented and gorgeous she is loved by many . Many boys are amazed by her beat and want her but she never accepts what others say she doesn't believe them. she has great trust and is loyal to those who is loyal to her . She is great sharing and is great speaking to people she's great at kissing . She makes people feel welcome and safe as long as there with her . She is like mother nature beautiful and important she looks out for all but she never hurt anyone .
People wish to be the sexy person she is and always will be .
Don't we all wish we could have a jade .
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Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her arm
Jade Adams sucks the cock like a motherfucker
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verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).
1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.
2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.
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A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.
The bracelet was carved out of Jade. Honey, will you please water the Jade? What do you want to do tonight? Oh, I don't know, let's call Jade! She'll think of something fun!
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Jade is a bed wetting slut with an uncontrollable addiction to Pokémon go.
Jade needs to get a life
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