Jan 1st

Bitch your amazing man or women be yourself and don’t let anyone change you!Bi,Gay or straight your beautiful so stay that way

It can be used if you want to put the short date or if your telling someone your birthday eg:my birthday is Jan 1st

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jan 20th

Jan 20 is when bad bitches were born, people sleep on these people and typically they get cheated on. They’re attractive and are still virgins. They’re also into piss play.

“You were born Jan 20th??? Bad bitch”

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jan 31

January 31st is National Meme Friday.

Meme Friday is on Jan 31

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Jan's Law

A postulate coined by a man named Jan, which states that "If all men are perverted, then all women must be sluttish."

Woman: "What a pervert. Just like every other man."

Man: "So I guess your admitting that you're a slut then."
Woman: "Why?"
Man: "According to Jan's Law, if all men are perverted, then al women must be sluttish."

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Jan 22

national tall girl appreciation day. also national give your 5’8” friend a kiss day.

it’s jan 22, tall girl, i love you!

or

it’s jan 22, come here 5’8” friend!!

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Jan 4

Jan 4th is national islander day.
Whoever has islander blood in them gets to be praised 😍😍

random guy: “hey, here’s a gift!”

islander girl: “oh, thank you!!”

random guy: “no problem it’s jan 4!”

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Jan Mark

He is humble and gentleman. His happiness is to see his love ones smiling. A typical boyfriend. He never let his girlfriend sleep with hard feelings. He don't argue anyway when his girl is in bad mood. He really love to spent time with his girl because he love her so much. He know how to handle difficult situations. He draw. He's a Mobile legend player also cheese player. He can sing and play guitar.

I love you Jan Mark.

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