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jared.

this dumbass sitting next to me in English with every disorder ever. its a wonder that he's alive still.

jared. is a dumbass.

by haddles. April 13, 2022


jared

a guy with a HUGE penis.

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?

by monkebawls July 08, 2022


Jared

Stupid usually arrogant and likes cars that to most people's eyes are deformed. A Jared is usually ignorant and stubborn and can be found looking at cars he'll never afford

Jared:Hey have you seen the new lambos
Person: They really are running out of ideas it starting to look like a normal but expensive car
Jared:*Angry Jared Noises*

by Non-Jared October 21, 2019


The Jared

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

by someone you know March 16, 2005


Jared

A short round unathletic pathetic excuse for a human being. He doesn't wear underwear, so the same track pants he wears everyday rides up his ass. He laughs at himself and thinks that everybody is his friend.

Jared Landis

by jaredlandis123 January 29, 2013


Jared

a 19 year old male who never fucking learnt how to read

'Um Jared could you read number 23 for the class'
'no I cannot'
'Hi, wuddup I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never fucking learnt how to read'

by HeckityHeck February 27, 2018


Jared

The definition of true racism.

Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."

by sugar_58_ August 31, 2008