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Jaspers

The best bar to get your drink on in Lompoc, Ca.

My friends and I were at Jaspers till last call.

by GMC13 October 11, 2007

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Jasper

someone who'll die alone

Jasper moment

by hashslinginghasherrrr August 2, 2020

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is the hottest male vampire in the whole Twilight saga (books and movie). He exceeds Edward in every category and he can come and bite me whenever he wants! He and his wife Alice Cullen are the only reason I Can sit through and read the torture that is Bella and Edward and the rest of the Twilight Saga. He is tall with Chin length honey Blond hair and Golden eyes. He used to have red eyes from where he drunk human blood when he was part of a new-born army controlled by his sire and former lover Maria, However that changed when he met Alice and chose to convert to a vegetarian vampire lifestyle for her. Jasper plays the whole redeeming soul, hot, brooding, bad boy image to the max and it would make a much interesting story to have Jasper and Alice the main characters of twilight instead of the boring and Loveless Bella and Edward.

β€œTeam Jasper”

β€œJasper Hale is by far the hottest man in Twilight”

β€œEdward? Jacob? Puftt! I’m all for Jasper.”

β€œI would rather fuck Jasper then Edward"

by AliJazz August 3, 2012

97πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


jasper jordan

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.

A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!

by okjaa September 26, 2018


Jasper hale

The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩

Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght

Me: Jasper hale all the way hun

by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020


Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.

Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*

by Your Favorite Aries March 23, 2008

468πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


The Jasper Booty

This primitive male while acquire what is know as the 'jasper booty' this booty is a booty that exceeds all of other famous bootys and is feminine it makes girls cry. It is the one and only booty that can be worshipped by the gods! It is literally Dat Ass!!!

"damn girl he got the jasper booty!"

by RyukBae April 12, 2015