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1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time.
2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then.
Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24?
Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi
Jill: *orgasms*
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Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position.
Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds.
**7 seconds later**
Bob: *orgasms*
Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE
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TheForce.Net's message boards.
TF.N Jedi Council Message Boards
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an elite class of an all around amazing men
don't worry he's a fucking american Jedi, it's all good
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The sixth, and "last", episode of the Star Wars saga. The film in which Luke confronts his father, we see the Emperor face-to-face, and we meet those cuddly little bastards, the Ewoks.
Sorry Wicket, but Jar Jar Binks has taken your title as the most hated creature in the galaxy.
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It is a jedi that has turned to the dark side before or after the completion of his jedi-training. He can actually never become a true sith-lord.
Darth Vader Is a dark jedi, not a sith.
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1. Something that has been twilited to the point that they are considered a "fairy"(Someone who is so embarrassing to the species of man, that he has earned the name of "pansy")
2. When the normal limits of twilite capacity are surpassed by so much that it has infused twilite in the DNA of a human being, causing them to transcended into a Twilight-Jedi (equivalent to Goku's first Super Saiyan transformation)
People:
Clay Aiken
Lil Wayne
Soulja Boy
Real world example: "Men who enjoy wearing skinny jeans and then insist on sagging their pants, anr/or enjoy kissing other men are master Twilite-Jedis."
Someone named maya who is a jedi. Particularily someone living in the suburbs.
Woah, she's such a jedi maya, I can't believe she lives in the burbs.