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a dude masturbating in the shower; the semen fallen to the water soaked floor look like little jellyfish swimmin' around.
"I was dropping jellyfish so much last night my bathroom is its own underwater ecosystem."
most obvious when water level is at least an inch, and your face happens to be down close enough to the floor.. also exemplified by liquid soap squirted into a basin of water.
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A delightful mixture of cocaine and semen, and the pleasure of ejaculating into your cocaine before you snort it.
Its ok to snort Sandy Jellyfish, but its kinda gay if you swallow the lugee.
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To have ADHD, ADD or any other form of not being able to pay attention. Someone so distracted that the most random, unimportant thing could occur and they'd go AFK.
*Conversation happening*
"What do you think, Mark?"
*Silence*
Kane: Oh, he went brb jellyfish.
*Two hours later*
Mark: I'm back guise, I have cheesey chicken
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Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!
Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
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When just ejaculate on a girls back, then smack the cum pile so that it stings after the smack.
I gave that girl a Arabian jellyfish
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The ignorance of people that don’t know what the highbeam light on the dash of their car is, resulting in blinding oncoming traffic.
Passenger: Dude turn your highbeams off there’s other people on the road!
Driver: I didn’t know the jellyfish launcher meant my highbeams were on...
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A dance move in which ones arms are held stright above ones head and fingers are fluttered as if they were tenticles of the jellyfish . In addition the body spins in a semi-circle pattern back and forth. This is often done to mock a lame show or pit. Be prepared for confrintation after the jellyfish.
Kathrine: That show yesterday was so lame.
Mike: Yeah, but did you see when Bob and Scott started Jellyfish moshing, that was too funny.
Kathrine: Yeah i did, too bad they got beat up afterwards.
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