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Jen-Cera is what you do to a friend's new date until you decide whether or not to like them. You treat them mean, make fun of them, and act like they don't exist until you know they are going to be around for awhile.
"I am just going to Jen-Cera her for awhile. We all know Todd has a different girlfriend every week and I'm not getting attached unless she is going to be around for at least a month."
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Jen&Jon is an alternate name for a couple where the girl's name is Jennifer, and the guy's name is Jonathan. Jen&Jon is one of the greatest things to ever come about this world. Jen&Jon are perfect for each other, and will always be happy together. They love each other with all their hearts, and will always be there for each other.
Oh my gosh! Jen&Jon are absolutely PERFECT together!! Soooo cute!
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To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.
Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .
Us: I am the NATO cheif.
The hangover you get when you party with the youngest of your spinster aunts.
Holy hell, do I have an Aunt Jen!
Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.
Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!
1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.
2. (adj.) Anything really smart
3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row
4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.
1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?
2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.
3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!
4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.
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Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..
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