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When the universe sends you a series of chaotic events that is very similar to getting fucked in the ass (dry) with an 80 grit sand paper dildo
Man I’ve been through some shit but I’ve never been “jennered” this bad before
Popular phrase used in Eastern European countries to describe a cold foggy morning, with an unexpected twist. As the sun rises over the luscious maples on the hillside, the suns reflection off the dew ridden leaves causes an illusory affect on the human optic nervous system. One spot in particular yields the strongest mirage. The Carpathian mountain range that travels through Romanian is the tourist capital of Romanian, as well as a mecca for Kris Jenner followers and fans alike. Natives claim the effects of the suns rays on a spring morning resembles the feeling of being starstruck when the brain perceives the mirage to be true. This effect causes one to believe they are seeing the face of Kris Jenner, just inches away from their own. Scientists were unable to provide any conclusion in their research as to why this effect occurs, other than the obvious: everyone loves the Kardashians!
Wendell "You look like you had a good night last night!"
Chaz "I woke up early to watch the sunrise."
Wendell "Dude, I think you're jennered. You better go home and sleep it off! You're in no condition to take an examination!"
Chaz "I know, but its finals week!"
adjective, past-tense.
1. To run someone over or hit another car. Also used to describe the events of being T-boned in an intersection.
2. Earning an award you probably didn't deserve.
"Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that 1st place trophy."
1. "I was crossing the street until I was jennered by that dick in the silver Prius."
2. "Shut up, Timmy. You jennered that gold medal."
Verb describing what transgender girls do to themselves when their families refuse to allow them to express themselves authentically. To stamp out unwanted thoughts of gender dysphoria and body dysmorphia, they go hyper masculine, only to discover thirty or forty years later that they're really women deep inside themselves.
When my parents told me I couldn't be a girl because I had a penis, not wanting to get beaten, I played along as best I could and refusing to Jennerize myself, I would only do the man thing enough to get by.
A jenner is the £10 and 6 pence that a GP receives from the NHS when they administer a vaccination.
A jenner in the arm is worth a tenner in the pocket.
A kind of perfection used in the famous teen group Offtopic
He s soooo mircea jenner
A term coined by WhistlinDiesel on Youtube. It refers to the act of snapping the driveshaft of a truck using the torque of the trucks engine. WhistlinDiesel is known for his Youtube videos where he destroys pickup trucks, and other vehicles, by wearing them out, or replacing the wheels with abnormal homemade ones.
What you've all been waiting for! Square wheels, on the Duramax" - "Hopefully we don't pull the Catlyn Jenner Mod in the first 3 seconds and the driveshaft can stay in there."
- WhistlinDiesel after creating square truck wheels out of steel