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Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden
They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself
Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"
"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.
Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.
a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala
he is a kid who hates everyone i know this because he is my son jk you thought suckers fuck you
hoss evan jensen means fuck you stop asking
The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.
He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.
The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1
Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"
Example 2
The one that is indescribable.
"The One".
Example 3
Girl: wowzers he's amazing..
Boy: Whatever..
Girl: You're just jealous.
Boy: Am not.
Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
A dumb albino jap. has long pantaloons and is gay for F1 Drivers.
Sheep.
Carter Jensen you have car in your name.
He was #1!
It's Smitty werben man jensen he was #1!