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Jerkins

an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies

I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins

by erc April 3, 2004


Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.

"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."

by publicdangerjerker#1 March 17, 2012


Jerkinitis

Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.

My brother has jerkinitis .

by MarchelloJones February 25, 2024


Jerkinitis

Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.

My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.

by Marchello Jones February 23, 2024


Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023


Jerkin the gherkin

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

by Lunistice November 14, 2020


straight jerkin it

chillin/doin nothin

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"

by bereft land November 5, 2023