an overall ass; exhibiting jerk-like tendencies
I wish that people like Joe would mind their own business and stop being such a damn Jerkins
Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
Injuring your wrist, arm and elbow from jerking off.
My brother has jerkinitis .
Inflammation of wrist, elbow and shoulder from jerking off to much.
My homey got jerkinitis cuz he jerked off to much.
When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion
Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection
Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.
Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now
"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"