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Jersey Shore is complete shit.
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A little four foot tall winged-horse monster that inhabits the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey. Allegedly it was born as a demon child of a Puritan mother in the 1700's, but many myths surround its origin. There have been various sightings over the past 200 years, and one group of sightings put New Jersey into a state-wide security alert. The Devil is known for its blood red eyes and chilling high pitched shreik. The little monster will attack and eat animals ranging from house cats to small deer, and it likes to spook stranded tourists by jumping on the hoods of their cars. It is also the official namesake of the Jersey Devils hockey team
Contact the New Jersey Pine Barrens homepage for Devil Hunts
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a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: โDid you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?โ
Guy 2: โI heard it was some dude.โ
Guy 1: "word"
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jur-zee (nฤซt)
Thursday night is Jersey Night.
And the Lord said, "Thursday night will be Jersey Night," and it was good.
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When the girlfriend or wife of your friend gives you a kiss hello or goodbye immediately after blowing your friend thus leaving a small amount of his spunk on you that resembles frostbite.
P - Hey J, what's that white stuff your cheek?
J - I don't know. T's wife just gave me a kiss hello.
P - I think they had just snuck off for a hummer about 5 minutes ago.
J - Ewwwwww, She gave me the Jersey Frostbite
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A 3some where the woman is on her hands and knees between two guys. One has his dick in her mouth, one has his dick in her ass or pussy. Looks like a pig on a rotisserie. Could be a fat chick but doesn't have to be.
She got herself into a Jersey Rotisserie again with those two last night
Any big ass pointy womens shoe thats big enough to stomp out a forest fire.
Holy shit! look at the Jersey canoes on Jen.