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Gobby Jobby

Gobby Jobby- When a significant other sneezes on a dick and makes it green tint color and you force them to suck it

Dude, she sneezed on my dick so I made her give me a Gobby jobby

by Pure-Autism August 12, 2017


Jobby jabber

A jobby jabber is a big chonky lesbo ๐Ÿค“

"Yer a pure jobby jabber mate "

"Naw am no but specky becky is"

by yeetusmyfeetus10472 September 7, 2020


Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jobby Jammer

What happens when one is kicked hard in the ass hole, thus jamming one's 'jobby' inside the rectal tube.

OUCH! That was right in the butt hole; thanks for the Jobby Jammer, fuck head.

by silversausage October 8, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


jobbie balls

some one who says they will do a trick or stunt and then chikens out when some one brings it up. often used in scotland and said as : jobbie baws!

right its youre turn!
no way am naw stupid!
shut it and go jobbie balls

by simon G October 19, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jobbie-head

From the scottish word Jobbie A Jobbie-Head (sometimes Jobbie-Heed) is a derrogative adjective for a person.

Person 1: See That XYZ. He's a Pure Jobbie-head.

by JoePasquale October 9, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jobbie Nooner

Placing (making) a booty call between 11 am and 1 pm

(related to the Jobbie Dawner - the early morning booty call)

A Jobbie Nooner is the best lunch ever; just ask MOCO!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž