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Johannes

An ultracool motherfucker

Johannes my man

by Bosse Andersson September 25, 2017


Johannes

Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.

Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay

by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022


Johanne

basic white girl who screams in the classroom

hey

she acted so normal oh yeah she a johanne

by Johanneisbasic February 15, 2021


Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 02, 2025


Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021


Johanne

A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.

You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(

by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019


Johanne

She ist the one girl everyone likes. She has a ton of friends and always makes new ones. She is very fun and outgoing but can be a little bit shy sometimes too.

Heyyy everyone johanne is in the housee! *Cheeers* Lets keep that party goingg

by Linaawiener May 26, 2020