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A Joker Blue is the act of a woman taking your penis so deep and for so long on one single suck that her face becomes blue from not being able to breathe. If done properly, the womans make-up, most importantly her lipstick still remains in tact.
"Hey girl, is it true the more make-up costs, the longer it lasts?"
"Hell nah girl, the secret is Joker Blue...that lipstick so spensive it got me giving Joker Blue all dizzay!"
A YouTube series that follows the events of The Dark Knight involving Patient #4479 undergoing therapy at Arkham Asylum, under the supervision of his psychiatrist Dr. Harleen Quinzel. The series is known for its comic characters, intricate storyline, and dark humor. Search for The Joker Blogs on YouTube or visit www.thejokerblogs.com
Have you seen the latest episode of The Joker Blogs? It was epic!
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loose Jamaican slang term meaning someone who is frequently and annoyingly over-partial to recieving and not giving with respect to either weed or any smoking accessories i.e. rizla, and yet has the gall to ask again and again and again whilst talking a 'good game'.
som' a' joker smoker
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A funny guy. Loves to play play pranks, especially shaking the soda of his teachers. Often gets detention because of his pranks. Loves to throw food and hack Spotify accounts.
Look, he is shaking that teacher's Sprite, such a Johar Joker.
Strip Joker is when you dont have a deck of cards for strip poker therefore you use jokes instead. This is how it works. You tell a joke to a girl, if she laughs then she removes an article of cloathing. A mere smerck constitues removal. This rule is in effect because many of them do not have a sense of humor and it makes the game more entertaining. You must have good jokes to play but those are not hard to find with a little research. I can guarentee drunk girls for go with this no problem.
Jason: Hey you want to play Strip Joker?
Sally: Okay
Jason: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Sally: I don't know
Jason: A Gummy Bear
Sally: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's Hilarious
Jason: Damn straight! Now take your top off...
Sally: Umm okay
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Its when you are having sex with a girl and when your done you tell her you have aids. Give her a few minutes then ask "Why so serious?"
That ass pulled and alaskan joker on me and scared the shit out of me!
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the 4 best friends trying to humiliate each other.
the impractical jokers
Q: the guy that likes to say things to murr.
Joe: the guy that has a classic stare.
Sal: hates cats animals and other things.
Perret boy: is murr and has sexy ankles and calves.
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