When you and your girl bout to do it, but your dick just ain't working like Kim's missiles
Girl: come on honey imma treat ya
*lifts up pants
Girl (disgusted): miss me with that Kim Jong Dong
7π 2π
An improvident person. Even worse than the 14 yo teenager.
My mother's confess that she was another Kim Jong Un until 19 was enough to amaze me in a damn certain degree.
10π 4π
When a North Korean gives a rim job
Kim just gave Jack a Rim Jong Un! "Yeah, I Heard the gays go at it all morning"
The medical action of botching a heart surgery resulting in the death of a powerful tyrant that had the power to behead you.
Gim Chung: I cant seem to save this insufferable douchebag. Oh well. I guess Iβll count this one as a βKim Jong Oops.β
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Basically dead. Literally no other way to put it who wants power.
Surgeon 1:Yea thatβs his heart.*punches the body.
Surgeon 2: bro thatβs Kim Jong UN
Surgeon 1:omg your right.
Also surgeon 1: *runs out and tells on surgeon 2
A crazy psychotic man that controls his country and force ppl to do things that they don't wanna do its really sad and evil what he's doing to his ppl just a few days ago he banned ppl from smiling, laughing, crying and shopping for 11 days to honor a past leader that died like wtf how is other ppl smiling going to affect an anniversary of a dead former leader kim you are a horrible human being. I hope ppl leave that country hopefully they can at least leave
kim jong un just banned ppl from smiling grocery shopping and crying for 11 days for their 10th anniversary of their past leader who died. What an absolute psychopath