She is an amazingly sweet caring and compassionate young lady who will absolutely rock your world. She had the most electric smile on the face of the earth. She is someone you can always count on to stick by your side and be there for you. She’s the best there is. She’s my jordie
My jordie
Jordie he is way to good at everything
And he has OCD (Oversized Cock Disease)
Jordie
OCD
OVERSIZED COCK DISEASE
The act of ejaculating on a farting man’s anus then screaming the British national anthem in the time it takes to finish the act .
Last night me and prince Philip pulled a JORDIE.
Oh nice how far did you get through the anthem?
God save your Gracious king
An extremely gay individual who hides their sexuality through gay jokes that relate to them somehow
A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.
Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?
Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.
Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain
This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.