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Josh is a man with a big black dick. Bigger than Aundrey the Giants giant leathery scrotom. Sea is his middle name. Fuck bitches all day every day
If I had to name that swagalicious guy over there, it would be Josh, just cause of that definition up there.
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A hilarious kid. Acts very nervous and awkward around girls. He's a very dramatic guy and freaks out a lot. Overall, he is a nice person and a great friend.
Josh is hilarious when he talks with girls, despite his great personality.
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One of the funniest, sweetest and probably the most good-looking people you will ever meet. Joshs are hyperactive and hilarious to be around - there's never a dull moment. They are serious flirters, infact most have a really bad case of UFD (uncontrollable flirting disorder) - so if you have a Josh, make sure you keep him in check! Even though they make mistakes, a Josh can be the most sensitive guy you know, a shoulder to cry on, and someone who can make you laugh out loud when you don't even want to smile, but be warned - they can be incredibly cheeky! Make sure you give them lots of love, tease them endlessly and show them how much you love them - never let them go!
Example 1:
Josh: What's up?
Emily: Nothing, I'm fine..
Josh: Don't give me that; I know something's up *fake punches her in the shoulder*
Emily: Oww, you're not meant to hit girls! *smirking*
Josh: Well you're not exactly a girl, are you? *cheeky grin*
Emily: Cheeky bugger! *laughing*
Example 2:
Girl 1: OMG! Have you seen that hot guy over there?! He seriously must be a god!
Girl 2: Oh, him? Ahaha that's my best friend, Josh.. I call first dibs biatchh! He's mine, hahaha!
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the highest decree of bombness; often seen as a righteous dude.
Jennifer: Damnnnn, look at that big poppa Josh !
Ashley: Lay-off, bitch. He's waay out of your league.
Jennifer: Damn.
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The act when one does something extremely retarted.
the bird pulled a josh when he flew into the window!
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Verb 1. The act of extending a meeting / conversation through the dominance of one's own dialogue.
2. Being caught in a conversation with a tall Englishman that seems unlikely to end.
1. I thought 15 minutes would be enough time to take a coffee order, only for him to start Joshing for the next 50 minutes.
2. Hey, did you see that girl over there? Seems like she was getting Joshed on...
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An amazing person that gets all the ladies. He loves to play sports, and is so ripped hes not allowed to hug. The ladies love his big dick. He is also a genius at everything and has too many friends. He plays guitar very great and listens to screamo and heavy metal all day.
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