judge judy

Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?

A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!

If forced to choose, 8 out of 10 plaintiffs would rather eat a bowling ball than Judge Judy...

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Judge Dredd

the over-sized sunglasses that girls wear, that partially conceal their attractiveness or lack thereof

that girl over there has her Judge Dredds on.

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Judging Vagina

A vagina lined with razor sharp teeth. It is told that he who sticketh his "junketh" into thy judging vagina shall be chosen to be worthy or not. If not the judging vagina shall bite it off, feeling no pity or reluctancy. If he who sticks his "junketh" into thy judging vagina be deemed worthy he will be introduced to a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by human kind. Unfortunately know one knows how the judging vagina judges, so bone at your own risk.

Dude #1: Hey bro did you hear about Jethroe?
Dude #2: No man what happened?
Dude #1: He found the judging vagina. So he decided to test his luck and try to fuck it.
Dude #2: Is he living in a world of unknown and mystical pleasures never before experienced by mankind?
Dude #1: No. It bit his dick off with its razor sharp teeth.
Dude #2: HaHa Wat a dousche. I always hated that guy. I love the judging vagina.

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Button Judge

An on field judge during a marching band competition who's job it is to judge the accuracy and straightness of the buttons on the marching band uniforms.

Better straighten those buttons, the button judge is watching.

Watch out for the button judge.

Judge Rinder

A British arbitration-based reality court show that has been on air on ITV since 11 August 2014.

Judge Rinder is the best court show

appellate judge

An ugly, not liked, piece of shit that has a huge ego

Ms. Coto: Hi, Appellate Judge, it’s so nice to meet you. I have three kids and I am a single mother. I will suck your old, wrinkled, dirty, 3-inch dick if i can have more time on this case
Judge: You will have to do more than suck my dick. You can eat my asshole, and after you rim my hemorrhoid, you can flake the old skin off that has collected around my foreskin

Fudge Judge

A legal judge who specializes in food related criminal cases. The name simply comes from the fact that 'fudge' and 'judge' rhyme.

ALL RISE FOR YOUR GLORIOUS FUDGE JUDGE!!