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Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!
Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...
The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.
I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.
After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna
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To pull a quick right into swiss chalet when you get a whiff of that beautiful aroma.
I was riding qwerty not paying attention to where i was going then I just had to make a Kansas City right.
If your girl breaks your heart your due for a Kansas city right.
I shoulda wrapped it up, no what you shoulda done was make a kansas city right.
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The act of farting while performing a reverse titfuck (where the man's butt is over the woman's face). Named for the sweet scent of the Midwest.
She wanted to try something new in bed so I dropped a Kansas City Wind Tunnel on her.
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The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo
Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.
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the sexual act of places a de-flated beachball in some ones asshole and proceding to blow it up up with your mouth all while in kansas city.
ass beachball Jim went to the beach and brought home a beachball so he shoved it up my ass and blew it up. In kansas city beachball
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