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Mario Kart 8 but the battle courses don't suck and you can hold 2 items. It's cool!
Rick: Hey dude I just got Mario Kart 8
Sam: Aww dude that's old get Mario Kart 8 Deluxe on your Nintendo Switch.
A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
A game you shouldn't play. You will experience pain. You will suffer. You will loose your friends. You will loose your family. You will regret how you sacrificed those 60 dollars. You will loose everything.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch?
Guy 2:...
Guy 3: Hey, what happened with him?
Guy 1: Oh, It's just his PTSD. Give him a minute.
A stupid game for dumb idiots, only played by the loneliest and most autistic mario kart rejects. Loved by sonic fans and furries alike.
Did you see Jim playing Sonic Kart the other day after we kicked his ass in Mario Kart? What a loser!
When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair
Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted
A Kart that is driven by poor but amazing drivers that haven't sold there Kart after racing on Crosslink Competition, only good before 2021
that Crosslink driver Alex Stainfeild just got p1 on that 2020 Exprit Kart!
a kart that is actually orange-red and is used by ONLY white arias and bell users
that white aria only passed me because he was in a Redspeed Kart, he would be half a second slower if he was on a Birel Art