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Dropped Kebab

A Vagina whose Labia are large/wrinkley/ugly/discoloured and protrude noticably, often as a result of childbirth.

Drop a donna kebab on the floor and the resultant mess will resemble an ugly vagina.

I fucked that bird last night, she had a cunt like a dropped kebab.

by The Dirty Bubble February 23, 2008

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damp kebab

A moist smelly fanny/pussy. Even though it looks and smells awful you know it will taste lovely when you are drunk. May cause heart burn in the morning.

Sean couldn't wait to have a taste of Susies damp kebab even though he knew he would regret it in the morning.

by Seandoman January 11, 2015


kebab hand

The inimitable, impenetrable stench of stale kebab, that is noticed upon ones hand the morning after a heavy night on the booze and drunken takeaway. In extreme circumstances of alcohol use, kebab hand can be the only way to help remember the consumption of such a meal.

"Dude, I got band kebab hand today"

"lol"

by jam1kenobi April 5, 2007


Doorknob Kebab

When you shove the doorknob into your a$$ and you’re skewered on the knob.

My wife couldn’t satisfy so I settled for a doorknob kebab.

by TXONeck June 6, 2019


Kebab Technician

Fixes the spinning kebab thing.

The meat spinner is broken

Ok call the Kebab Technician.

by Kebab Technician May 29, 2020


Human Kebab

When a traffic collision causes scaffolding / piping to come off of a lorry at speed penetrating a car inc. Driver / passenger / Both

Did you hear about the crash on the M4 ? Scaffold lorry and a ford. Driver turned into a Human Kebab.

by PC J July 15, 2011


kebab svarvare

it is a man who makes kebab other known as " kebab tekniker "

robert: wow look at that guy
mohammed: yeah he is a kebab svarvare

by lgf räägers September 21, 2018