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Keef Tomsum is a term that is often used to describe a tall black man who actually freed the slaves. His large hands and feet, coupled with an inordinately small car, all serve to suggest an incredibly large dick that has been proved to extend farther than the ends of the universe. Not to be confused with the other lesser-known Snickers member, Keem Tomlinson.
Person 1: Is that two guns in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Person 2: ...that's a nine mil and a nine inch.
Person 1: Okay then mister Keef Tomsum.
Person 1: What the fuck is that? That's gotta be at least nine inches!
Person 2: Yeah, I call him little Keef Tomsum.
Noun; (Err-th key-f) the fine dust particles that sneak through your window screen and sprinkle your home with the smells of Arizona.
“What’s that?” ‘Oh, that’s just some earth keef , don’t worry bout it’
When a nigga hits the bong so hard he starts to cough blowing smoke everywhere finishing the bowl
If you get called a jordan keef iit means you are the number one plasterer in the world!
Jordan keef will plaster your door shut
the really strong, orgasmic, heavenly powder shit in the bottom of a weed grinder that gets you fucked
bro i did a bucket with only keef in it, greened out and puked all over your sisters room... sorry
Keef - the ultimate downway, the most down direction.
They went farther then the most *keef* of places, including Antarctica.
Company that makes instant coffee made available only in jail or prison.
"Damn dude I drank too much Keefe and shat my pants!"