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The act of defecating on a plastic male doll. It is usually done by a male on a male doll.
Guy #1: Oh my god!! Someone shit on my sisters toys!
Guy #2: Get with the program nerd! I gave them toys a Hot Kenneth!
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Pure, unadulterated perfection in the form of a human being; the physical return of Christ himself.
Person 1: "Where are you going?"
Person 2: "To church"
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "I have to be prepared for the return of Christ, it could happen at any time."
Person 1: "He already returned and his name is Kenneth Bone"
A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
The current Washington DC Fire Chief who is widely known for changing the name of the department (DCFEMS) and funding uniform changes while not paying people their salaries. This man has social-agenda's and is in control of a 2,000 person work force while not showing any regard for his employee's. He is also known as a Dictator
You better not manage your company like Kenneth Ellerbe, or you'll have some pissed off employee's!
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Completely brilliant actor whom is the only person I would love to watch potray Shakespeare's work.
Hey what are you watching?
Kenneth Branagh in Hamlet
Oh wow he's amazing!!!
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An aspiring musician from the 1950s who played with a ouija board one night and became possessed by a demonic entity on unknown origin. The demon proceeded to use the poor singer’s body to infiltrate the ears and minds of those down on their luck and in need of hope, stealing what little money they had to their name as a false prophet, wannabe antichrist. This hellish practice has accumulated millions of dollars and has led countless away from Christ, and in the process has provided a very comfortable and lavish life for the demon inside of the lifeless body that was once Kenneth Copeland.
I heard the villain in the first Men in Black movie was inspired by the true story of the possession of Kenneth Copeland.
John Kenneth has a good heart. He stands for what he knows to be true. Also the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's handsome, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. John Kenneth is a guy you can always trust, no matter what.
But be warned: his heart and trust have been broken in the past, giving him a hard time to trust and love again. And when he has his girl don't even dare to touch her 'cause his anger was uncontrollable and you'll deeply regret it. He can be an angel and a demon at the same time. He can lift you so high and definitely can burry you so deep.~_~
Definitely John Kenneth of all time:)
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