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Has abnormally large titties for the male species. and lactated a lot. likes hairy men, especially with the name Bara. Is very thicc and loves to impregonate ears and teddy bears as his fetish.
woah those titties look like they belong to kim K. must be a Kevin
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Kevin is a dangerous 26 year old man from Cork, Ireland. Kevin is a puppeteer who controls all who breathe from the shadows. Kevin has been credited for solving the murder of the mayor named Boner of the town of Penis. The only reason Kevin solved the murder was so that he could gain the trust of the United States government.
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if you say anything to kevin, he will probably harass you everyday. if you call him a thot he will block you cause he is a little bitch who probably likes a bitch named tiff stir fry. he is gay and stupid and gay oh wait did I say gay already whoops.
he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.
every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.
oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎
me: oh hi kevin
kevin: hahahaha ur gay I bet u watch yaoi and also ur gay. Hahahaha I’m a virgin
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1. recognizable by their red hair and face. has a box shaped body like a box of cereal but thats just due to a kevins excessive weight. kevins were irish until they were all disowned for forcing themselves on men and drinking semen. they are also well-known for their one inch dicks.
2. the noise a fart makes
3. a male that has a drying effect on vaginas
4. the hole at the tip of a penis.
boy: "That was the loudest kevin I've ever heard a fart make."
Kevin: "Suck my dick."
Girl: "I can't find it."
Girl: "I was horny until I saw Kevin."
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A Pathetic Nerd Who Yearns To Hold The World In His Grasp, He Wants To Control Everything And Bring Upon An Age Of Logic. Of Course He Is A Disgrace To His Family And Has Mild Depression.
"Oh look, it's Kevin. How sad."
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Kevin is the sweetest guy I know. If you are having a bad day, he will cheer you up. He will make jokes. Hes a shoulder for you to cry on. He will text you until you fall asleep. He smells nice. He drinks coffee but never smells of it. Talking to Kevin is like a nice cozy warm summer day. Perfect. He doesn't judge you no matter what. He always listens. He hates his smile, but it's bright enough to make you feel happy and safe. He doesn't think so but he is extremely attractive. Hes sarcastic and salty but in a good way. He understands. Kevin is beautiful in his own way. He will make you realize you are beautiful too
Girl: oh my gosh that guy is so sweet. His name must be Kevin
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The male version of a Karen. Typically is anti-vax, a flat earther, anti-mask or has a constant want to speak to the manager.
'Oh he's such a kevin'
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