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You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
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A word that sounds racist as fuck but is actually an english word for small shorts that usually women wear
Girl: Dad I found some knickers today
Dad: What the hell did you say!?
Girl: Yeah knickers, see (pulls up picture)
Dad: Oh you had me scared I thought you said something else
A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants
Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie
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An adult person, usually male, who is considered hideously unattractive both in terms of personality/character and appearance.
Did you see that political commentator being interviewed by the independent journalist in that YouTube video? He was lying through his teeth with a straight face, after being questioned about his government's role in that terrible thing that happened over the past weekend; what a disgusting knicker-drier.
When somebody is attracted to a younger person, who may not be of age.
(Gary Glitter)
'Wow check the arse on her'
'Woiii man she looks like shes still at School, you need to chill out Glitter Knickers!'
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.
"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"