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You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...
What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".
A preferential choice for higher quality goods. To desire something with higher standards.
I've always had a knickering for high end whiskey.
(nak' nik ah) A person who cannot leave a hotel room without taking every tea bag, sugar sachet, complimentary shampoo and even the spare loo roll.
Taken without asking, the knack knicker need an extra suitcase just to fit this stuff.
A person who is sexually frigid and unlikely to be sexual, even with a reasonable partnership match.
Frosty - as in barren, frigid, unfertile, too cold to show any signs of life in there/unwilling to have any life in those knickers/panties under any circumstances. Frosted over so as to be immovable to allow access to what is clothed by the knickers/panties.
Not to beconfused with voluntary or enforce chasticy, Incel, celebacy, sapiosexual or demisexual.
"That person has Frosty Knickers/Panties - they resist any kind of sexual talk or respectful approaches because they're irrationally oppositional to having sex with their perfect Partner who they would otherwise find highly sexually attractive."
"Damn girl! Have you got Frosty Knickers now you've got me into your bedroom, I thought you were joking about looking at your etchings."
A word that sounds racist as fuck but is actually an english word for small shorts that usually women wear
Girl: Dad I found some knickers today
Dad: What the hell did you say!?
Girl: Yeah knickers, see (pulls up picture)
Dad: Oh you had me scared I thought you said something else
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
Proper 2 week old crusty skids that need a good go on a cheese grater before putting them on a boil wash.
Can also be found waving out of a featherbed lane flat window to keep her tick list from catching up with her.
sarah's knickers should have their own yoghurt advert made by mmmmmmm Danone.
A Horror Film that is so scary you crap your knickers or shit your pants
Watched a really nasty Horror film last week it was proper scary and nasty .... a real ' Brown Knicker Flick ' of a movie