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The day after you Kung-Pao chicken, the burning sensation you get in your rear end when you take a poo.
I ate Kung-pao chicken last night, and I had Kung-Pao Oww today soo bad that I had to put the toilet paper in the freezer.
When a fiendish master uses the holy art of Kung Fu to partake in evil or corrupt activity against another master of Kung Fu.
"Jeffersons death was a result of Kung Fu treachery by the grand master Wu on his quest for World domination that will plunge the world into darkness."
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When you and your buddies drink a ton of beer and snort a ridiculous amount of cocaine .. You then sneak into the zoo at night and attack the panda bears with various martial arts moves
Tom: hey what happened to you guys last night Dave: dude!.. We got all wasted and got arrested doing the Kung fu panda
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The coolest movie ever filled with funny laughs and great humor. Best line is
Kung Fu Panda: "AHHH!!!! My Tenders!!!"
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Group Sex with 3 or more Asians.
I was in China town last night and had some sweet and sour Kung Pow Gangbang with four hot slant eyed bitches.
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A style of Kung Fu that tricks the opponent into thinking the practitioner is drunk. It's a gracious style, that has sudden attacks in the movements. The practitioner falls, sways, etc all to give the illusion he cannot fight
That guy is gonna get his ass kicked , he's pissed
No he won't , he knows drunken kung fu
Someone, who has bad breath to the point of creating a uncomfortable environment for others, a punch of bad oder enough to make your eyes water.
John had kung fu breath, it was like a kick to my nostrils.