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First called High-Rise, Master Kush was developed in one of the tall buildings of south Amsterdam.
Instantly the coffeeshops fell in love with this special new tetraploid.
Through popular demand, this Hindu Kush/ skunk hybrid was stabilized and marketed.
It has been a classic ever since.
A strong plant of medium height and bushiness, Master Kush is a heavy producer with soil, hydro, and has great greenhouse results.
The earthy smell of Master Kush is strong and the smoke is smooth.
-What you want?
-I just got paid so we can get us some master kush!
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Bob: Hey guys wheres the party?
Jack: Fuck da partys ful! We will just straight toke it up at my pad!
Bob: No bitches?
Jack: Na ful we had one over a few minutes ago but she left.
Bob: What Happened?
Jack: Haha she couldn't clear my bong so i got mad told her she couldn't be apart of Kush Mafia. I don't know..maybe I should take some more anger management classes so I won't get as mad next time.
Jim: Or maybe it was because I look like a turtle.
Gary: Yo Jim could you pass a nigga his bong?
Jim: Is it this blue one?
Gary: I dont know nigga. does it have a shake junt sticker on it?
Jim: No this one has a dickies sticker on it.
Matt: Huh? Where da scary clowns at?
Bob: Ok..this is really gay. Im Out.
Jim: Would you turn up the radio on the way out? That dubstep is trippin me out to sick right now.
Bob: Is it the one over by all the gay ass longboards?
Gary: Yee nigga. It sucks that your sober. Tahhh babe.
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I smoked a bowl of hindu kush last night, and was so high i couldn't move my eyelids.
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to smoke weed, term used mostly in the washington dc area
dude one: son, why do you look so smacked?
dude two: dude, i was blowing kush for like, an hour.
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Nips Kim has no respect for Kush man, He's a Kush Hater!
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Lowest grade of hydroponic marijuana, underdeveloped and improperly grown.
You want the good stuff for twenty or the Spam Kush for five...?
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A Kush up is a very small hit of a joint. Experienced people in Kush ups can do multiple at a time. For instance 30 Kush ups = 30 continous small hits without blowing out the smoke, only at the end you are allowed to breathe again.
Hey bro i challenge you to do 20 Kush ups.
Alright man *does the hits*
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