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White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.
Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.
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A defiled object, along with the rest of my room.
When I touch my laptop, I have no idea that I'm touching balls.
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Have you ever had a school laptop? No? you're lucky... The School laptop besides being a great drop testing machine is also the currency for buying drugs and gum from school, Make sure to strip the machine before selling and take it to the IT Department and use your one free laptop fix.
Bro you want to sell the copper from your School Laptop
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A woman who can only give voice to her lesbian impulses on-line or via email.
Bonnie's such a tease. She's been sending hot emails to Sandy for weeks, but when they ran into each other at Matt's party, like nothing happened. Bonnie's a total laptop lesbian.
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One who appreciates the fucking of laptops. A laptop fucker comes under the spectrum of technophiles.
boy 1: "I've recently discovered the joys of penetrating the 'top"
boy 2: "You laptop fucker! Guess what, just last night, my laptop gave me a lapdance"
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An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
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laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.
Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?
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